Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011
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My homage to management consulting for failing corporations
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Tuesday, September 6th, 2011
I spent the summer farming as much as possible, playing hooky from my consulting practice, limiting my volunteer work, squeezing out my writing, and ignoring my housekeeping. It was my fourth summer as the sole farmer on the farm. Finally I felt I perfected every mission critical task and process. I was gung ho to manage [...]
The abstract farm
Tags: Chickens, Cows, Dog, farm, Food, fox, free range, Garden, livestock, Sustainability, vegetable
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Friday, May 27th, 2011
Rule of thumb: When things appear to be going perfectly, you are probably missing something. My advice is duck and cover because it’s just about to hit you. I woke up this morning with the same smug buzz I wrote about yesterday — opened all the doors and windows, meditated, breathed deeply in the sun, [...]
Getting good at not being smug
Tags: Chickens, Dog, farming, free range, poultry, slaughter
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Thursday, May 26th, 2011
I harvested the last of the asparagus in my former vegetable garden before I turned the cows into the south pasture for the second time this season. It has been a three week streak of me doing farm work in every available hour, and I am feeling smug about my accomplishments. So many seasons past I [...]
Getting good at living
Tags: Cat, Chickens, Cows, Dog, farm, farming, Food, Garden, Goats, Sustainability
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Friday, April 22nd, 2011
Here on the farm we’ve been looking for Earth Day inspiration and we found it in Texas where Governor Rick Perry yesterday proclaimed three “Days of Prayer for Rain in Texas” as a way to mitigate climate change. I guess if you’re going to kick a problem upstairs, you might as well kick it all [...]
Americans: fat and stupid or just mentally ill?
Tags: Food, Public Policy, Sustainability
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Monday, March 21st, 2011
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My birthday poem for myself
Tags: poetry
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Thursday, March 3rd, 2011
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Dust bunnies
Tags: dust bunnies, industrial meat processing
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Sunday, February 13th, 2011
A report this week from the Disassociated Press reveals government and industry consternation at the public outcry over tomatoes bio-engineered to thrive on animal and human urine. One lobbyist said, “All these years we’ve been bio-engineering vegetables to thrive on poisons that pollute the water and soil and may cause cancer, and the public has [...]
The irony of public perception of GMOs
Tags: agriculture, farming, GMO
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Saturday, February 12th, 2011
Watched a PBS special called The Buddha. It helped me get zen about the weather. The people in the film had a delirious peacefulness about them as they explained the antidote to suffering is finding glory in your morning cup-o-Joe. Evidently, when you’re one with the Universe, you’re just too blissed-out to get cranky when [...]
Getting zen about the weather
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Sunday, February 6th, 2011
It was a Beach Day in the Berkshires. The thermometer hit the middle-high thirties, the sun blazed on the snow, and the big bad white stuff melted off everywhere. The sound of dripping, trickling water was so heartening. The air smelled wet, mist rose from the snow fields, and there was mud along the roads. [...]
Beach Day
Tags: rural living
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